Things that piss me off no end!

This is something you can bitch about you know because its worth it and it genuinley effects people. if something gets on your nerves just think about bigger problems and maybe it won't effect you so much.

Sarah out.

My god im bored........

Stuff to do when your bored at home:
-Break into a friend's house and clean it.
-Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
-Catch a fly, then put in a jar and stick in the fridge (this cools their metabolism down), then tie the fly to the end of a thread 15in. and hold the other end of the thread while you watch it fly around (We have tested this and it works - a lot of patience is involved)
-Chase your best friend round the sofa
-Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
-Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back
-Flip a coin 500 times to see who wins
-Get on the radio
-Give names to your body parts
-Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
-Have a carpet picnic
-Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
-Kiss your elbow, if you can.
-Lay a long straight line of masking tape on the floor. Now spin around really fast then try walking on the masking tape.
-Learn a new word in the dictionary
-Learn to Juggle
-Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
-Pronounce your friends names backwards

Write a big list of fun things to do !!!!!!!!!

Im going to and bother snape...(sophie actually)
xxx

blonde!!!!

My hair feels like toilet brush. it rivals basil's brush.....but i recon its worth it! just got to dye it blue now yay!! ive also decided to get few friends together and become the x men....that hasn't been done yet right?(im going to be rogue!)

bye byes xxx

i have a few questions!

Just a few questions i need the answers to:
1) are tigers and lions from the same family but they fel out so now they dont talk or wear the same coats?
2) where did they find that really boring weetabix family?
3) why when i havent touched my ukulele does it un-tune itself?
4) why cant you choose what you dream about?
5) when will there be a new series of green wing, black books, spaced and friends?
6) whats on the otherside of your belly button?(you know on the inside)
7) how can we lose a whole pot of fish food?
8) why can't i get a pet monkey and if not a monkey i want a puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that will be all for now
xxx

The mighty boosh festival and such like!

Sat 5th july:
twaz amazin! words canny describe the fantabulousness of it all. There was Robots in disguise, Ross noble, and the mighty boosh those are just a few coz i cant spell the rest. All the way there we played car games like "i went to the supermarket and i bought some":
arses,
blueberrys,
carnival folk,
dogs,
eggs of a pigeon,
fat chalets,
ect.....
Then we got there and we queued like snails...yeah thats right like snails!
Robots in disguise were on a bit early really they should have been on instead of mouldy smelly peaches! grr! Then i saw ross noble and we got imaginary monkeys! my monkey is called alfie and he smells like hay and only eats angel delight...and any thing else that has mythical creatures in the name like fairy cakes.
The mighty boosh were amazin' all the goodens were played but i guess you just had to be there so sorry if you weren't ...gutted!
xxx

Well if everyone is doing it i might as well get a few things off my chest. For all that harsh critics out there i don't care if my sentences make no sense, i don't care if my punctuation is a bit off and i really couldn't care less if my spelling is utter rubbish. Well i do a bit, because i look like an uneducated ape but don't point it out it makes me feel bad! Ok so saterday thats going to be a fun day, im off to the mighty boosh festival, which i have been waiting for ever since we woke up early to get the tickets for, even though they still haven't sold out but thats besides the point. its going to be amazing but now i've told myself that am i just letting myself in for a huge disappointment? who cares i will enjoy the run up to it while it lasts which sometimes i think is better than the actual event its self. But still im going to get some sort of costume sorted for it tomorrow, charity shops here i come and don't try hiding because i know for a fact that you are literally littered all over my home town. Thats not the only big thing happening on saterday though, its the last in the series of Dr who. it was a sad day when i realized those to events clashed. the emotions i went through consisted of denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. which funnily enough happen to be the 5 stages of grief which shows (i guess) how much both mean to me. i still live in hope there will be a huge cinema screen at the festival showing Dr who with my name written in lights saying"this is just a present because we love you", but i really doubt this will happen(no one is that lucky). but oh well theres always my beloved i player.
xxx